You Will Be Mine by Natasha Preston My rating: 1 of 5 stars The Gist Let me start by saying I don’t hand out 1-star ratings like candy on Halloween. I’ll usually find something, anything, to hold onto—a compelling plot thread, a charming side character, a sliver of emotional payoff. But You Will Be Mine? No. This book drained every last drop of patience I had, and by the final chapters, I was genuinely questioning my life choices. The Details The premise was promising enough: creepy letters, a group of college friends, someone stalking them, and people dying. I mean, that sounds like a good time, right? Classic popcorn thriller…
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Two Sides to Every Murder
Two Sides to Every Murder by Danielle Valentine My rating: 2 of 5 stars The Gist Let’s talk about disappointment. Not the kind where you drop your ice cream. The kind where you crack open a book with a genuinely eerie, grabby premise and find… teens. So many teens. With so many feelings. And zero critical thinking skills. The Details Two Sides to Every Murder kicks off with a fantastic setup: a summer camp steeped in tragedy, a decades-old murder, and two girls with deeply entangled family histories. I was ready for suspense. I was ready for secrets. But I was not ready for whatever this turned into. Instead of…
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Corpse Walker: The Night Parade
Corpse Walker: The Night Parade by Ralynn Kimie My rating: 3 of 5 stars Thank you to the publisher and NetGalley for providing me with an ARC of Corpse Walker: The Night Parade in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own. The Gist I went into Corpse Walker: The Night Parade with cautious optimism. The synopsis was intriguing—dark folklore, mysterious parades of the dead, and a lyrical writing style that immediately drew me in. Ralynn Kimie has crafted something thoughtful and unsettling, with the potential to be deeply moving for the right reader. Unfortunately, I now realize this book was never going to be a good match…
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Celestial Banquet
Celestial Banquet by Roselle Lim My rating: 3 of 5 stars Thank you to the publisher and NetGalley for providing me with an ARC of Celestial Banquet in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own. The Gist When I picked up Celestial Banquet, I expected food to play a strong role. What I didn’t expect was for nearly every emotional beat, memory, and plot turn to be filtered through recipes, ingredients, and cooking. That’s not inherently a flaw—it’s simply not to my taste. If you love food-centric stories, you may find this novel magical. But if you prefer your fiction with less focus on culinary detail, you…
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No Place Left to Hide
No Place Left to Hide by Megan Lally My rating: 4 of 5 stars The Gist No Place Left to Hide caught me off guard in the best way. I didn’t expect the main story to unfold over a single night, but that choice worked. The tight timeline created nonstop tension. Every moment felt urgent. It added a sense of pressure that kept me flipping pages long after bedtime. The Details The protagonist was a mixed bag—and I kind of loved that. I had a strong love/hate reaction to them. At times, I wanted to yell at the page. Other times, I felt completely drawn in. They weren’t likable, exactly,…
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The Summer She Went Missing
The Summer She Went Missing by Chelsea Ichaso My rating: 1 of 5 stars The Gist Let’s set the scene: small town, a girl disappears, secrets bubble just beneath the surface. You’re thinking ooh, juicy! Maybe this’ll be a tight, suspenseful mystery with compelling twists, layered characters, and psychological depth. You dive in; get comfortable. You prepare for thrills. The Details And then—BAM. The main character arrives and steamrolls every ounce of potential like a drama queen on a mission. Look, I enjoy a flawed protagonist. I really do. But what we’ve got here isn’t a flaw. It’s a full-blown character malfunction. This girl isn’t just immature—she’s emotionally stunted. You’d…
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They Wish They Were Us
They Wish They Were Us by Jessica Goodman My rating: 2 of 5 stars The Gist They Wish They Were Us by Jessica Goodman starts with promise—an elite prep school, a dead student, and a secret society that rules everything. It sounds like it should be dark, juicy, and full of twists. But it isn’t. The story drags, the characters fall flat, and the suspense barely shows up. The Details From page one, the pacing stumbles. For a book centered on murder, it lacks urgency. The plot meanders through parties, popularity contests, and Jill’s repetitive self-doubt. Shaila’s death, which should drive the story, fades behind shallow teen drama. Jill, the…
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Six Months Later
Six Months Later by Natalie D. Richards My rating: 4 of 5 stars The Gist Six Months Later by Natalie D. Richards wastes no time pulling readers into a tense, mind-bending mystery. The story starts in a quiet study hall in May. Chloe nods off—and wakes up six months later, in December. She has no memory of what happened in between. The Details That would be chilling enough, but things get even weirder. She’s suddenly got perfect grades, a dream-worthy SAT score, and a popular boyfriend. It should be a dream come true. Instead, Chloe feels like she’s living someone else’s life. And she wants answers. From page one, the…
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House of Hollow
House of Hollow by Krystal Sutherland My rating: 1 of 5 stars The Gist I really wanted to love House of Hollow. It had all the right elements: mysterious sisters, a traumatic backstory, eerie vibes, and a fairytale-turned-nightmare premise. On the surface, it promised something dark and dazzling. But beneath the lush prose and moody aesthetic, there’s not much holding the story together. The Details Let’s talk about the writing. Krystal Sutherland clearly knows how to craft sentences, but when every page bursts with metaphors and poetic phrasing, it gets old fast. What starts as lyrical quickly becomes exhausting. The constant references to rot, shadows, and otherworldly beauty pile up.…
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The Island
The Island by Natasha Preston My rating: 1 of 5 stars The Gist Let’s start with this: The Island had one job—be entertaining. Unfortunately, it failed spectacularly. I picked it up expecting a tense, fast-paced survival thriller. Instead, I got a drawn-out group project written in emoji and sponsored content. The Details At first glance, the premise sounds promising. A group of young influencers gets invited to an exclusive retreat on a private island. Cue the danger, mystery, and chaos, right? Not quite. What follows is a painfully slow descent into nonsense with some of the dullest characters I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. To begin with, these aren’t…
